The Endless Macarena
--Episode 1--
"Return to Insanity"
Written by: TransmetalNarrator: The year; After Colony 195. After an intricate battle over the space station Libra. The Gundam pilots make their way back to the orbital satellite. MO II. What awaits them there, will become their most difficult task yet.
Setting: Space, on the space satalite MOII.
Scene: All of the Gundams are coming back from the final battle with the battle station Libra, all 5 attempt to enter through the single skinny door entrance.
Trowa: An obstacle appears to be blocking us from fulfilling our objective.
Heero: What should we do? Zero will not tell me anything.
Duo: Why don't we just go in through the door?
WuFei: Yes, I agree. For the ideal of justice, we shall enter through the door!
Quatra: Well if we...
Heero, Duo, WuFei, Trowa: SHUT UP!
Quatra: ...
Trowa: How should we enter the door?
Heero: hmmmm... Relena...
Trowa: What did you say?
Heero: There's only one chance.. The self destruct...
Duo: (rolls eyes)
Trowa: No, we must do it away from the door. Casualties should be limited to ourselves.
Duo: We COULD try opening the door first.
Trowa: Agreed, we should attempt the door knob first.
Quatra: Well... What if...
Heero, Duo, WuFei, Trowa: SHUT UP!!
Quatra: ...
Duo: No triple periods either!
Quatra:
Duo: Thats better
Heero: Farewell... Relena...
(Heero's Wing Zero Gundam explodes)
(The door remains unscathed)
Trowa: It appears that this course of action was unefffective.
Duo: I don't know if we can turn the knob guys, our Gundams are fairly damaged from the explosion-that-should-have-destroyed-the-door-but-really-didn't-do-worth-shit.
Wu Fei: Agreed! We must do something more effective.
Heero: Mission accepted
(Heero is seen unscathed in the molten wreck of the Gundam)
Duo: WTF?!
Trowa: Heh? Weren't you destroyed in the explosion-that-should-have-destroyed-the-door-but-really-didn't-do-worth-shit?
Heero: ...
Quatra:
Duo: Don't push it Quatra
Trowa: Our suits aren't powerful enough... But Heero can make the impossible possible, he is our only hope.
Heero: I need to destroy the source of this evil...
Quatra: Of course! If we attack the source... We will have accomplished our mission!
Trowa: It will be difficult to locate the source.
(The "Home Depot" trademark can be seen in bold, large, gold, letters on the front of it)
Quatra: I'll just go look over in this direction
(Quatra's crappy piloting causes him to pilot his Gundam at full throtal into the door, the Gundam's systems are damaged and are automatically shut down)
Quatra: No... SandRock?! No... No! This can't be...
Duo: ?
Trowa: I don't want to tell him to shut up, this could be interesting...
Quatra: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I SHALL AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!!!!!!
Wu Fei: What? Revenge? I want some too!!! WHERE IS IT?!
Duo: Please...
Trowa: Violence? Meaningless death? Count me in!
Heero: Mission accepted
Duo: Guys?
<wu fei, trowa, quatra, and heero (sans gundam) fly off into the distance>
Duo: ...
Join us next time in Gundam Wing: The Endless Macarena, Episode 2; "The battle that keeps on going and never stops because some damn executive wants to pump as much merchandise out as possible and make up for the money he spent on videogames last month". Actually, it'll probably be something alot shorter. So I really don't know what it'll be called. STOP BUGGING ME!!!! GO READ SOMETHING ELSE!!!