Animal Wars

Imagine for a moment, that sick and twisted animals are the main characters of a story. Imagine that someone has to write an index for this very story, but doesn't have any clue as to what he should right. Well, imagine no longer. You've just read one! Needless to say, this is a war story (seems to be alot of them on this site, doesn't there?) about a group of animals trying to take over the world. Leaded by a Colonel Jackrabbit and Fonzi, there is no line they won't cross to achieve this goal. This story is written, created, printed, lost, returned, and dictated to Transmetal by the one and only Biosoldier.