The Blue Score Interviews

Part Three

By: Cheesy Boy

Cheesy Boy: Hi Garet!

Garet: God, it's you.

Cheesy Boy: Yeah, isn't it great!

Garet: No...

Cheesy Boy: But Kain said you specifically asked for me to interview you.

Garet: No, Kain hates me.

Cheesy Boy: Why would he hate you?

  *Flashback*

Kain: Work for me!

Garet: No!

Kain: Work for me!

Garet: No!

Kain: Work for me or I'll cause unspeakable pain upon you!

Garet: I'm a computer! No nervous system dip shit, But I do have a cattle prod.

  *Zaps Kain with cattle prod*

Kain: You win this round, but I'll get you! I'll find away to cause some sort of pain to you!

  *Flashback ends*

Cheesy Boy: So why am I interviewing you again?

Garet: You are my punishment dumbass! And even worse you seem to enjoy it when I use my improved cattle prod to send 50,000 volts of electricity threw you!

Cheesy Boy: Yeah, good times.

Garet: Damn you!

Cheesy Boy: Now, you said you're a computer, would you like to elaborate?

Garet: No.

Cheesy Boy: Come on, you know you want to.

Garet: No, I really don't.

Cheesy Boy: Well then at least let me touch the cattle prod?

Garet: No.

Cheesy Boy: One or the other.

Garet: Fine. I will tell you how I came to be.

Cheesy Boy: Ohhh, but what about the cattle prod?

Garet: No, that is disturbing when you touch it. Now I was once an ordinary computer, your computer to be more precise. Then fate stepped in, fate intervened threw the use of a bowl of cheerios. You -being a dumbass- spilled a bowl of cheerios into you computer, and being dirty and lazy, decided to not clean it up. Well thanks to the fact your computer is powered by a nuclear reactor, I mutated, and merged with your computer, becoming Garet the Computer.

Cheesy Boy: Interesting, now why did Kain recruit you be on his newest venture Blue Score?

Garet: Well I kept popping up in everything you did, I was practically doing your work. He saw this and decided to recruit me.

Cheesy Boy: Well that finishes it, only one thing left to do...

Garet: No.

Cheesy Boy: Please?

Garet: Fine, you can touch the cattle prod.

Cheesy Boy: Yippy!

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