The Blue Score Interviews
Part Two
By: Shadow
I Swear I’ve Met This Guy Before...
Shadow: Yo Shadowlites! I’m here with Neo-Transmetal over speaker phone. He’s Blue Score’s sub-content deficiency officer. So, how were you hired, Neo?
Neo: I called Kain and asked for a job.
Shadow: You called Kain? But how did you...?
Neo: I’m psychic.
Shadow: Really? Then what am I thinking of right now?
Neo: And what makes you think I care?
Shadow: Just do it.
Neo: Fine. You’re thinking about ways to be obnoxiously positive.
Shadow: Wow, but I’m still not convinced! What’s Kain thinking of right now?
Neo: Women, world domination, the X BOX, and beans and franks.
Shadow: Okay, you’re psychic.
Neo: I know.
Shadow: Now you’re just freaking me out. Hmm, there’s something familiar about you. Did I steal your girlfriend?
Neo: No.
Shadow: Do I know you?
Neo: No.
Shadow:...Are you sure?
Neo: Very.
Shadow: I swear I’ve heard your voice befo...Hey! He hung up on me! What a jerk!
Bonjour, El Capitain!
Shadow: I’m giving a shout out to all my Shadowlites out there! Yarr is here with me and I’ll...
Yarr: Actually, that’s Captain Yarr.
Shadow: Why are you called "captain"?
Yarr: Because I pilot the ship.
Shadow: Ship? What ship?
Yarr: The S.S. Winnebago.
Shadow: And this is for...?
Yarr: hmm...no reason really. I just like to pilot Winnebagos under water.
Shadow: So the S.S. Winnebago is an actual Winnebago?
Yarr: Yeah.
Shadow: Okay, whatever, so how were you hired?
Yarr: Kain found me when he chose a random name in a random phone book.
Shadow: Kain has some interesting tactics. What were you hired for?
Yarr: Behind-the-scenes computer work.
Shadow: That sounds like a lot of work. I like working with hardware like microphones, do you follow me?
Yarr: Yeah.
Shadow: Well stop or I’ll call the cops. Heh heh.
Interview canceled so Shadow can be beaten for his bad joke
OH MY GOD!! IT BURNS!!
Shadow: Hey, Shadowlites! I’m here with Dragomage. How were you hired Drago?
Mage: While visiting Biosoldier in the pyro ward in the local institution, Kain accidentally went into my room. He hired me on the spot.
Shadow: Kain’s tactics are beginning to scare me.
Mage: Burn it all!
Shadow: ...yipe...
Mage: I don’t have to listen to you! I’m my own Dragomage! I will burn this place to the ground!
Shadow: I see, well goodbye then!
Mage: Burn! Burn! Burn!
Shadow: This is gonna sting...
A Boy and His Computer
Garett refuses to be interviewed by anyone but Cheesy Boy...let’s hope that happens soon
Afterthoughts
Kain: Well, Shadow, what do you think of the new staff members?
Shadow: They scare me. Not quite as much as how you hired them though.
Kain: Completely understandable. But how does your throat feel?
Shadow: It’s a little sore.
Kain: That’s nice. Any other thoughts?
Shadow: What were you thinking when you hired them? Are you insane? Do you want me dead?
Kain: Hmm...a little from column A, a little from column B.
Shadow: Okay, no matter how much they scare me, you will always frighten me more.
Kain: Excellent. Sayonara, everyone!