The Blue Score Interviews
Shadow: Hey Shadowlites! Iím here interviewing Chaos. Heís been hired by Kain to run Blue Score, our newest project here at Domain Kain. So, Chaos, how were you hired?
Chaos: Well, Kain owed me money, so I told him to hire me and Iíd call it even. Oh, and Iím his brother.
Shadow: Youíre Kainís brother? Wow, older or younger?
Chaos: Older. I taught him everything he knows.
Shadow: Wow, that...terrifies me. But anyway, donít you think that you got this job unfairly?
Chaos: And what makes you think I care?
Shadow: Right, well, why donít you tell the Shadowlites out there a little about yourself?
Shadow: Aw, címon!
Shadow: Iíll give ya twenty bucks.
Chaos: Iím Kainís older brother. Iím smarter than him. Iím stronger than him. As a matter of fact, Iím better in almost every way.
Chaos: Okay, EVERY way.
Shadow: At least I know where Kain gets his arrogance. Thanks for the interview Chaos and I hope you have fun on the site.
Chaos: Shut up, loser.
Spotlights Arenít Always Good
Shadow: Hey there, Shadowlites. Iím here with Blue Scoreís undercover operator, Spot Light. How were you hired, Spot?
S. Light: I was walking down the street when a bunch of ninja pirates beat me up and knocked me out. I woke up in a dark room, hand-cuffed to a chair.
Shadow: Thatís horrible! Tell us more.
S. Light: Kain came in an hour later. He hit me with a large mouthed bass, then he asked me if I wanted a job.
Shadow: And you accepted?
S. Light: He threatened to hit me with the bass again if I declined.
S. Light: Iím scared.
Shadow: Arenít we all. You know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
S. Light: You stole my girlfriend last summer.
Shadow: Oh yeah! She was hot. I dumped her pretty quickly, too.
S. Light: She was the love of my life.
Shadow: Ha ha ha. Really? Man, thatís funny. I bet you...
Interview canceled due to Spot Light strangling Shadow
You Never Know These Days
Shadow: Hey, Shadowlites rule! Iím here with Barbie Boy mk II. How were you hired mk II?
BBmkII: Eep! Eep!
Shadow: Wait a second! Youíre just a shaved circus monkey!
Shadow: But why...?
Kain: I donít have to pay him, he does more work than Barbie Boy, and he has twice his intelligence.
Shadow: I see, well goodbye then!