Still resting in jail, the Domain Kain staff finds itself needing to fill only 5 more hours for their months rent. While it occured to Transmetal that their sentence will keep them in jail past the end of the month anyway, he quickly found himself distracted by a game of cards.

Kain : 3 fours

Transmetal : 6 threes!

Kain: ...

And so it went for the first few hours. Cards kept them occupied for a little while, but unfortunately for our videogame addicted staff members, there's not alot to do in prison. Excepting hiding in the cell under the beds, which Cheesy became good at. He also became very talented at ignoring the night sticks used to motivate him up out of the room every morning. Bruised, beaten, and with weary eyes our heroes begin planning their escape.

Transmetal: I was kinda planning on taking the window myself.

Kain: Into the giant moat outside?

Cheesy Boy: I heard that there's stingrays in the moat. They can kill people.

Transmetal: What? No they can't.

Kain: And if we get into the moat, the one surrounding by 5 foot walls on either side, you suggest we do what?

Transmetal: It's just like that level in Soul Reaver, we just have to swim thru the pipe into the underwater city.

Kain: The one where they worship vampires...

Cheesy Boy: I shall convert them to! The heathens shall worship Grog, and pay healthy tribute to me!

Transmetal: Either that or we find the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles. It's a 50:50 tossup.

Quickly the plan was settled. For a moment anyway.

Transmetal: Shit, no windows.

Kain: To be perfectly honest, we weren't actually going to jump out the window were we?

Cheesy Boy: Everybody else has a window except us! Those bastards.

Kain: Holy crap he's right, what the fuck?!

Transmetal: Opportunity has been presented to us! How long will it take to install a new window... maybe...

Kain: More than 5 hours?

Transmetal: Excellent...

Requesting the materials to make a window in their cell was surprisingly... easy. It appeared the warden was willing to do anything to get a wimpering CheesyBoy off his leg. Especially after he started licking the wardens leg, which was more than a little creepy. Through a series of terribly exciting steps, the DK staff had assembled a beautiful glass window.

Transmetal: I don't think anyone has ever errected a glass window in a prison before.

Cheesy Boy: Heheh, I drew a penis on Mario.

Kain: ... wow, and he did it without either of us caring.

Transmetal: So, remember my plan from earlier? I have a slight modification that may tip the scales in my favor.

Kain: Really...

And so it was that BarbieBoy, the abnormally silent cell mate was used as a bludgen to break open the finely crafted glass window. He was affectionately renamed, the freedom bludgen. As the freedom bludgen plumeted to his glass shard cut, sting ray stabbed doom, the remaining Domain Kain staff used the distraction to swim towards the nearest exit. This came in the form of a storm drain pipe which was responsible for filling the mote. This part of the story will be skipped. Don't ask. Ever.

And so it was that the Domain Kain staff returned to their apartment. Tired, messy, and missing a staff member, but still alive. The bad news was they hadn't been able to pay electricity, heating, or water while they were in jail. No electricals, as Cheesy Boy would say. The good news was...

Transmetal: The fucker actually signed our community service sheets! Ahahahahahaha!

Indeed, the remaining 5 hours had been signed by a desperate-to-get-Cheesy-off-his-leg warden. And thus it was that by sheer dumb luck the DK staff gets to keep the apartment for another month.