Truly Random Poetry

by Quantum Human and Spotlite

 

~pr0n Haiku~
Ten dollar camera
Forty year old prostitute
Proof there is no God.

~Dirtbag Haiku~
Dirtbags everywhere
Filling up my daily life
Please use birth control.

~Quantum's pr0n Tanka~
KaZaA, WinMX
DSL allows me to
Download pr0n quickly
Open it and realize
I would be better off blind.

~Halo Haiku~
Halo parties rule
Chris betrays the team he's on
Jay beats him to pulp

~Vermont Haiku~
Rednecks take up space
Shooting coons with their shotguns
Aubrie eats babies

~Chinese Haiku~
Chinese people suck
They live in giant cities
I wish I was there...

~Spotlite's pr0n Haiku~
40 folders worth
Empty bottles of hand cream
Madsen has too much