The Incapacitation Proclomation

Whereas on the 22nd day of Febuary, A.D. 2002, a proclamation was issued by the Webmaster and Editors, containing, among other things, the following, to wit:

"That on the 1st day of March, A.D. 2002, all persons whom with held violent intentions from those losers who deserve such treatment shall then be in rebellion against the Vital Principles of Gaming. All citizens of these great states shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free to kick ass; and the fuzz, also including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons and will do no act or acts to repress such persons."

"Now, therefore, I, Transmetal, creative writer extrodinare, by virtue of the power in me vested by Webmaster Kain, I do order and declare that all persons who do wish to kick each other's ass shall be, free; and that the victims of such ritousness will recognize and submit to the overwhelming power of said persons."

"And I hereby enjoin upon the losers who deserve such treatment to be free to attempt to enact violence in self-defence, so as to not make it too easy; and I recommend to them that, in all case when allowed, they scream in pain as they are pounded into the ground."

"And I further declare and make known that such persons as are willing to enforce this act shall feel free to e-mail us their desired screename which will be signed below and receive the praise and admiration of their peers."

"And upon this act, sincerely believed to be an act of justice (HA! ;), warranted by the Vital Principles of Gaming, I invoke the considerate judgment of the editors of this website and the gracious favor of the gaming gods."

Signed;

- Transmetal

- Kain

- Jabox4

- Shadow

- Biosoldier

- Cheesy Boy

The Following Undersigned Have Also Given Their Attention to this Document;

- admiralbiotch86@aol.com