Creative Writing


Written by: Transmetal



I'd like to begin by saying that writing about what makes creative writing "creative" is somewhat of an oxymoron; it limits my creativity. Being told to do that and "keep my pencil moving for 15 minutes" puts me in a rather depressing state of mind. Hell, on top of that I was late to class because I had left my schedule at home and could not find the classroom. There are many rooms, and the first 15 I entered don't count. Have you ever been in a room with a Moose? Don't fear the Moose, feed it. For the Moose is the bane of my existence. It's breath makes fresh oxygen comparable to Real Estate. It's voice sounds like a thousand students, all screaming for no reason other than to inhibit my dreams of sanitary public bathrooms.

Silence all ye students! For I must pour out this pathetic frame of mind like Kool-Aid into a cup. Kool-Aid is wonderful, isn't it? For people who want to drink a healthy liquid, but have an unnecessary craving for sugar, there is Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid comes in several million flavor variations, and at least 5 different packages. If you like multiple flavor variations, and don't mind an absurdly high sugar level in your blood stream, try mixing multiple packets. I like Kool-Aid. I like grapes. Grape Kool-Aid does not taste like grapes. Do you like grapes? If you do not, then you deserve to be deported to Iraq for an extended period of time.

Please stay quite, and keep your feet in the isle. You don't want to disturb the flight captain. The government has supplied him with a handgun, and he has a trigger finger that twitches on occasion. All this and more has been done to insure your safety. Thank you, and have a nice day.