Barbie Boy's Birthday

Written by: Transmetal



Starring:
Transmetal
Wolfbane
Jabox4
Kain
CheesyBoy
Biosoldier
BarbieBoy

A beautiful day has gone and past. The sunlight recedes into the horizon, giving way to a night of peace and quite, or not. You see, in real life it’s quite the opposite. Tonight should be the perfect example, as we celebrate Barbie Boy’s birthday. For weeks, the anticipation had built from nothing... to... nothing. Actually, everyone received their invites around 11 in the morning. So it was that the entire staff slowly trudged up 10 flights of stairs in the local apartment complex. Each carrying his designated food, drink, or plastic piece of cutlery. By 8pm Transmetal set out to begin baking a cake... of sorts... By 8:30 most of the staff was seen wandering aimlessly around downtown, bewildered by the hand-drawn map they were given. By 9pm Biosoldier was busy driving a plow truck, with the remaining staff caught in the plow. By 9:30pm, CheesyBoy was finally dragged out of the alley and up the stairs by Kain.

Jabox4: So where’s the potato chips again?

Transmetal: Shit, we forgot those. Um, there’s jello in the fridge though

Kain: I ask you, why’d I come here?

CheesyBoy: PLASTIC SPOONS!

Transmetal: Oh NO! Keep him away from the silverware!

*Cheesy lunges at the silverware*

Kain: Ve Victus!

*Kain tackles Chris to the ground*

Jabox4: Where are the potato chips?

Biosoldier: Muwahahahahaha, they are here!

Jabox4: Nooooo!!!

*Biosoldier jumps out the window with the potato chips*

Wolfbane: When are the presents going to be opened?

Transmetal: AH!!! Help him hold Cheesy down!

Kain: Can’t hold on... much longer...

Cheesyboy: SPOONS!!!!

Wolfbane: Where’s BarbieBoy?

*Everyone stops. Crickets chirp.*

Kain: Did we even tell him about this?

Transmetal: Oops.

Jabox4: The potato chips... Are...

Kain: So if we didn’t tell him about this... and the food is all here...

Transmetal: Well, we don't really know where he lives either. This just seemed like a nice spot for a party.

Kain: WHAT?!

*CheesyBoy successfully lunges towards the spoons, but miscalculates and falls out the window, landing on top of Biosoldier.*

Kain: So we’re at a house, whose owners we don’t know.

Wolfbane: Exactly, now can we open his presents?

Kain: Sure.

Thus, Kain and the staff spent the rest of the evening opening presents that they had planned on giving BarbieBoy. From this loot, the staff gained several blow-up dolls and a few Cowboy Bebop DVDs. The house was left in a total mess, and they were taken away by the police the following morning. The moral of the story is, never hold a party for staff members. Especially at houses you don’t own.