An IM "Away" Message

--Return to Castle Wolfenstein--

Written by: Transmetal

      I just returned to Castle Wolfenstein on this absolutely FAB vacation. If I make it out alive, I'll probably respond to your IM. But the chances of me getting out of the damn castle are comparable to the odds a block of cheese has on a island full of hungry people.

Did I say cheese? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Cheese...