An IM "Away" Message
--Murder with a side order of Mystery--Written by: Cheesy Boy
"Go away, I don't want to go to some stupid party."
"Why wouldn't you want to go to a Party? They're lots of fun."
"Because last time I went to a party someone was killed, and the host was all like 'Oh no, someone died. And it was someone in this room. No one is leaving until it's solved.' And I was all fuck that, I'm tired. So I killed every one and left."
"You killed everyone?"
"Even stabbed the corpses a couple of times for good messure."
"I think those are what are reffered to a Muder Mystery Parties. No one actually died, it's a game."
"Well it's not much of a mystery after everyone dies."
"Your never leaving the house again."