History Lesson

Impress your teacher with what really happened

Written by: CheesyBoy

Today's Lesson: Moses and the whole Egypt thing
Cast:
Kain - The bad ruler guy, OF EVIL
Transmetal - God, go figure?
Cheesy Boy - The Moses guy, and greatest person of all time, not Moses, Cheesy Boy
Shadow - Ummm.... yea, see he’s a shadow
Barbie Boy - An idiot, he’s quite talented
Biosoldier - A smurf, and a Guard
Jabox4 - Ummm, I’ve kind of run out of ideas for roles, he’s ummm, another... smurf, and another Guard. Sounds good to me.

The History thingy... Yea

Cheesy Boy is relaxing in the shade of a pineapple tree, drinking a Dr. Pepper (The single greatest drink ever, EVER) when suddenly, his hair catches on fire, and starts to talk.

Talking Firery Hair - Hi...

Cheesy Boy - OH MY GOD, MY HAIR, PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT

Talking Firery Hair - Shut up this is Transmetal, God. So listen Moses

Cheesy Boy (who is know ignoring his flaming head of hair) - Cheesy boy

Transmetal - Whatever, have you seen my Game Cube?

Cheesy Boy - What about the Egypt, and the whole slavery thing?

Transmetal -Yea, some one should do something, but seriously, where is the Game Cube?

Cheesy Boy - Did you leave it in Egypt again?

Transmetal - Damnit, probably.

Cheesy Boy - Let's go get it.

Cheesy boy walks to Egypt with his hair on fire, and third degree burns on his scalp. When they get there, Cheesy boy talks to the Emperor.

Cheesy Boy - Hey Captain Kain, have you seen Transmetal’s Game Cube?

Kain - Yes, but I stole it. So sorry.

Transmetal - Hey, I have really cool powers now that I’m a flaming head of hair.

Cheesy Boy - Talking Firery Hair

Transmetal - Right, what he said. Watch. Cheesy, throw your Game Cube controller on the ground.

Cheesy Boy - Screw you.

Transmetal - Do it!!!

Cheesy Boy - Fine.

Cheesy Boy gently places his controller on the ground, then it changes, into... A Wiener Dog.

Kain - What the hell is that? No matter, my smurfs can also perform such stupid acts of temporary amusement.

Two smurfs walk out, (remember, they're Biosoldier, and Jabox4) and turn two Xbox controllers into two hot dogs, OF EVIL.

Kain - That’s even worse then hair boy’s thing.

The wiener dog ignores the hot dogs, and eats the smurfs (yummm, smurfs). When Kain sees this he picks up the dog and pets him lovingly.

Kain - You're the best lackey I’ve ever had. Now get rid of hair boy.

The dog jumps out of Kain’s arms and starts to attack Cheesy Boy, who runs away like a little girl. Like Barbie Boy, only not so girly.

Cheesy Boy - Well, know what?

Transmetal - Ummm, plagues?

Cheesy Boy - Right! And I know just which ones.

Rubs hands evilly. His hands catch on fire.

Cheesy Boy - Damnit

Kain is playing on his new Game Cube with his new pet, when Cheesy boy walks in again.

Kain - Do I have ANY security guards?

Looks around, sees the former smurfs sleeping in the corner.

Pointing at them, Kain looks at the wiener dog and says - Eat.

The dog jumps into action.

Cheesy Boy - Look Kain...

Kain - What the hell happened to your hands? Why are they on fire?

Cheesy Boy - You would really think they would of burned out by now, but they haven’t. Back to the current issue. Transmetal and I have come up with some plagues to get the Gamecube back...

Kain - Really, like what.

Cheesy Boy - Mainly fish heads.

Then it starts. First, it rains fish heads for 40 days and 40 nights, then they cut off Kain’s power, but he had a generator. 3 - 9 were more fish heads, once they ate all the first born sons. But then Cheesy Boy, and Transmetal had it. They played their trump card.

Cheesy Boy - Alright, last chance.

Kain - Damnit, enough with the fish heads.

Cheesy Boy - No, this is far worse. Barbie Boy, come here!

In walks Barbie Boy.

Cheesy Boy - Meet the 10th plague.

Barbie Boy, and Kain - What?!

Cheesy Boy - Barbie boy has been made immortal, so you can’t kill him. Now for the final touch.

Transmetal - Right, my queue.

Suddenly Barbie Boy and Kain are linked by hand cuffs.

Transmetal - Ha, those are unbreakable.

Kain looks like he’s about to burst

Kain - KILL THEM NOW

Cheesy Boy, Transmetal - AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Him and his flaming hair run off into the sunset chased by a small wiener dog.

Barbie Boy - Sooooooo... you seem to like fish heads, they're all over the place.

Kain starts to tremble

Kain - Actually, it’s good you can’t die

Barbie Boy - What?

Kain - So know I can beat you for eternity.

And so it went. Kain neglected his empire, well more than usual, so the people left, and wandered the desert for a while before they found Cheesy Boy, and wouldn’t leave him alone.

Kain still beats on Barbie boy to this very day.

Now that’s History