History Lesson

Today's Lesson:
Jesus and the whole Birth thing

Transmetal - Wait, what is this shit?

Cheesy Boy - What now?

Transmetal - This casting is horrible!

Cheesy Boy - What do you mean?

Transmetal - For one, I’m not going to be your father. Second, you're short a Wiseman, and why on earth is Biosoldier a WISEMAN?!

Biosoldier - Hey

Kain - Yeah and I’m always an evil character.

Cheesy Boy - You are evil.

Kain - But I don’t get many lines. It is my domain.

Cheesy Boy - So what should I do?

Transmetal - First off we need a Mary.

Cheesy Boy - There are no female site members.

Kain - Barbie Boy comes pretty close.

Kain - This is even worse you deuche bag.

Cheesy Boy - What? You get more lines because you're Joseph, I’m not Transmetal’s father, and Biosoldier is a wise ass not man...

Biosoldier - Which I might add I am fine with.

Cheesy Boy - We have 3 Wise men (sort of), and a Mary.

Transmetal - I did not come out of Barbie Boy!

barbie Boy - Don’t be mad honey.

Kain - And if you remember the story, me being Joseph means I’m his wife!

Points at Barbie Boy who is wearing a dress.

Wlfbane - And being a stupid llama is boring.

Tansmetal - Why does it say Jabox 4 is a sleep?

Cheesy Boy - Because he is. Look.

Jabox 4 is a sleep in the hay

Kain - As long as he’d fine with it I guess?

Barbie Boy - Could I not be a woman?

Cheesy Boy - Fine, I’ll try again.

Kain - ... I guess that could work.

Wolfbane - Cool! I have rabies, can I bite people?

Barbie Boy - Why am I still a woman?

Transmetal - Do I get powers? Can I make peoples heads explode because I’m an angel? Cause that would be awesome.

Wolfbane - I’m going to bite someone.

Cheese - Is everyone happy?

Barbie Boy - I’m not.

Cheesy Boy - Wolfbane, you can bite him.

Wolfbane - I’m on it.

Barbie Boy - Get away from me!

Transmetal - Hey? Where did the cabbage patch doll go?

Kain - I don’t know, those things are ugly.

Cheesy Boy - I think Jabox 4 has him.

Biosoldier - He sleeps with a doll? Ha ha.

Kain - He can still kick your ass in Halo.

Cheesy Boy - Which does make him infinitely cooler than you regardless.

Biosoldier - Shut up.

Kain - I think the virgin Mary needs rabies shots.

Barbie Boy - Help me, for the love of God, help me!

Wolfbane - Shut up and take it like a woman.

Transmetal - Maybe we should stop now and take him to the hospital.

Kain - Or we could watch him get eaten by a rabid llama.

Cheesy Boy - I vote for the latter.

Kain - This is how Christmas should be enjoyed.

Cheesy Boy - Merry Christmas

Transmetal - God I wish I got a camcorder for Christmas.