Of Optimism and Honor



Written by: CheesyBoy

Transmetal - How would you describe me?

Cheesyboy - I wouldn't.

Transmetal - What if you had to?

Cheesyboy - Why would I have to describe you?

Transmetal - I don't know.

Cheesyboy - Like I'd die if I didn't?

Transmetal - Yeah, sure.

Cheesyboy - I'd die.

Transmetal - Why not just describe me?

Cheesyboy - Principles!

Transmetal - The principle of not describing me?

Cheesyboy - My personal war on adjectives.

Transmetal - You'd die for that?

Cheesyboy - We've all got to die someday, might as well die for a senseless and pointless cause.

Transmetal - …for an adjective-less world?

Cheesyboy - Dieing for a cause that makes no since, like my father before me and his father before him!

Transmetal - Your dad isn't dead yet.

Cheesyboy - I plan on him dieing for a pointless cause first.

Transmetal - Does that make you an optimist?

Cheesyboy - It makes me a man of honor.

Transmetal - If I use the word honor to describe you then isn't it an adjective?

Cheesyboy - You should know, I've killed for less.