Obligatory Bizzaro Story



Written by: CheesyBoy

Kain – Where did you get a portal to bizzaro world?

Cheesy Boy – The internet. You don’t know, fuck off! It’s a legitimate premise!

Bizzaro Cheesy Boy – I certainly appreciate it. Since it means I exist. I do exist right?

Cheesy Boy – You’re asking the wrong person.

Kain – You’re bizzaro guy doesn’t seem very evil.

Bizzaro Cheesy Boy – I’m right here, and don’t blame me for the not evil thing. I’m the anti Cheesy Boy, if I’m not evil it’s his fault.

Cheesy Boy – Good and Evil is tiring. I’m more neutral, and very apathetic.

Bizzaro Cheesy Boy – He really is. Watch, you suck Cheesy Boy!

Cheesy Boy – See I don’t care. Besides you’re guy isn’t exactly what I would picture the opposite of you.

Bizzaro Kain – Yo.

Kain – What are you talking about, he’s totally evil. He’s stabbed Barbie Boy like five times already.

Barbie Boy – So much blood! How can I still be bleeding?

Bizzaro Barbie Boy – So if he can see, then that means I can’t! DEAR GOD I’M BLIND! I ALSO HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD IN ME!

Cheesy Boy – Looks like stupidity isn’t affected by being a bizzaro. No wait. Kain, your evil, so your bizzaro guy should be good. He should be bandaging up the people you stab.

Bizzaro Kain – I’m not going to be a fucking pussy! But that bandage thing is a good idea, that way we can stab him some more later.

Kain – Way to think ahead bizzaro me. We can’t run the risk of running out of people to stab.

Transmetal – Why does mine try to keep biting me?

Bizzaro Cheesy Boy – We keep him in a cage. It’s weird though, we don’t feed him but he never seems to go hungry.

Bizzaro Transmetal – RRRAAAAHHHH!

Cheesy Boy – Don’t worry Transmetal, the fact that he is incapable of speech just means that you are... very… speaking?

Transmetal – No, bad! Bad Bizzaro Transmetal! If you stop biting we can watch Gundum. Do you like Gundum?

Cheesy Boy – Fuck it; want to play Smash Bros. Melee?

Bizzaro Cheesy Boy – Sure, what the fuck.