An IM "Away" Message

--The Cheese People--



Written by: Cheesy Boy

     "Put your hat back on, they know where we are if you don't"

     "Who?"

     "THEM! The... the cheeeese people. They want my secet balonie recipe, YET I WON'T LET THEM HAVE IT WHILE THERE IS BREATH IN YOUR BODY, mine is a different story, BUT NEVER THE LESS it is my recipe."

     "There are no cheese people after your..."

     "Hold it, we're from the cheese factory we are looking for one Cheesy Boy, and his balonie recipe"

     "Holy Shit, they're real."

     "I was waiting for you, ATTACK MY MINIONS!!"

-Cheesy Boy proceds to throw fish heads at the cheese men-

     "YOU'LL NEVER GET MY MAGICAL BALONIE RECIPE!!!"

-Jumps out window laughing-

     "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

     "After him!"

-Jumps out window-

     "What the hell just happened?!"