An IM "Away" Message

--Get Away!!!--

Written by: Biosoldier

"Get the fuck away from me you vile shit-headed whore monger!"

[Zzzzztttt!!!]

"Ow that hurt, ow stop that!"

"Stupid videogaming punk!"

[Cop kicks the videogamer in the stomach]

*As the cop walks away the young adolecent bastard thwacks the cop across the head with a giant salmon.*

"Damn pig", he walks away "aww fuck! Now I gotta take a shit!"