The Cheese Interviews
--Voice 137-8C: Optimism--
Written by: CheesyBoy
Cheese: I would like to start by thanking you for coming.
Voice #137-8C: No problem at all. I always like to get out.
Cheese: Great, so you seem really perky, is something really good happening?
Voice #137-8C: No, silly. I’m always happy. But you look sad; does someone need a hug?
Cheese: ...no, someone really, really doesn’t.
Voice #137-8C: Sorry, does Cheesy Boy need a hug, cause your more than someone, you're someone special.
Cheese: I WILL break off the hand that touches me.
Voice #137-8C: Silly, I’m trying to show you how great and special and unique you are, I mean, just because your stupid and ugly doesn’t mean you future isn’t bright!
Cheese: Your not very good at this motivational speaking thing.
Voice #137-8C: Well, I try. And I think I deserve a hug for that.
Cheese: Get the hell away from me.
Voice #137-8C: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: What?
Voice #137-8C: You said a bad word. It burns my ears when you say bad words.
Cheese: Are you sure your optimism? You seem a little off to be...
Voice #137-8C: I CAN be any thing I want DAMNIT! I’M VERY FREAKING SPECIAL! AND NOT YOU, NOT ANYONE WILL TELL ME DIFFERENT! I AM OPTIMISM!!!!
Cheese: ... sure, but you just said some “bad words”, shouldn’t your ears be... you know... on fire?
Voice #137-8C: I am above that rule, I am above all rules. I am unique like that; special.
Cheese: ...
Voice #137-8C: SHUT UP! I’m sick of it. Every one telling me you can’t do this you can’t do that. Don’t they get it? I’m special. I’m better then them. Those pieces of shit just don’t GET IT! Why? Why don’t you ignorant pieces of shit get it, Cheese?
Cheese: What? Sorry I wasn’t listening. But look, if you shake this little globe thingy it looks like it snows in there. But I figured out that it’s not actually snow. But it really looks like Chicago when it’s snowing. I mean, what kind of genius does it take to come up with this. It’s so simple yet... Were did he go?