The Cheese Interviews
--Voice #064-26--
Written by: CheesyBoy
Cheese: Hello Voice #064-26, I'd like to thank you for agreeing to this.
Voice #064-26: Can I sit in the big chair?
Cheese: No. Alright, so...
Voice #064-26: You're sure you don't want to give up the chair?
Cheese: Very
Voice #064-26: Because I would have no problem taking it off your hands.
Cheese: You really want my chair don't you?
Voice #064-26: Well it's not on the top of my wish list, but yea.
Cheese: Like, how high?
Voice #064-26: Well it's not one or two, those are taken with world domination, and meeting Tina Turner, not necessarily in that order.
Cheese: A number.
Voice #064-26: Like 27.
Cheese: What are the other 25?
Voice #064-26: Mostly killing.
Cheese: The other 25 are all killing...
Voice #064-26: Mostly killing.
Cheese: That's not much better you know.
Voice #064-26: Touchier doesn't count as killing right?
Cheese: Do you kill them at the end of the touchier?
Voice #064-26: Right, right. I kill them after the touchier. So scrap the most thing; it would be all.
Cheese: But you don't actually kill people, you're trapped in my head.
Voice #064-26: That's why it's a wish list.
Cheese: Alright.
Voice #064-26: You want to do me about 25 favors?
Cheese: Not really.
Voice #064-26: Really? You will? Thanks.
Cheese: I said I wouldn't.
Voice #064-26: The first one you have to kill is...
Cheese: I'm not killing anyone!!
Voice #064-26: Barbie Boy
Cheese: ...
Voice #064-26: ...
Cheese: Yea, I'm listening
Voice #064-26: Great, let's continue...