The Blue Score Interviews

Part one

By: Shadow

Meet Chaos

Shadow: Hey Shadowlites! I’m here interviewing Chaos. He’s been hired by Kain to run Blue Score, our newest project here at Domain Kain. So, Chaos, how were you hired?

Chaos: Well, Kain owed me money, so I told him to hire me and I’d call it even. Oh, and I’m his brother.

Shadow: You’re Kain’s brother? Wow, older or younger?

Chaos: Older. I taught him everything he knows.

Shadow: Wow, that...terrifies me. But anyway, don’t you think that you got this job unfairly?

Chaos: And what makes you think I care?

Shadow: Right, well, why don’t you tell the Shadowlites out there a little about yourself?

Chaos: No.

Shadow: Aw, c’mon!

Chaos: No.

Shadow: I’ll give ya twenty bucks.

Chaos: I’m Kain’s older brother. I’m smarter than him. I’m stronger than him. As a matter of fact, I’m better in almost every way.

Shadow: Almost?

Chaos: Okay, EVERY way.

Shadow: At least I know where Kain gets his arrogance. Thanks for the interview Chaos and I hope you have fun on the site.

Chaos: Shut up, loser.

Shadow:...right.

 

Spotlights Aren’t Always Good

Shadow: Hey there, Shadowlites. I’m here with Blue Score’s undercover operator, Spot Light. How were you hired, Spot?

S. Light: I was walking down the street when a bunch of ninja pirates beat me up and knocked me out. I woke up in a dark room, hand-cuffed to a chair.

Shadow: That’s horrible! Tell us more.

S. Light: Kain came in an hour later. He hit me with a large mouthed bass, then he asked me if I wanted a job.

Shadow: And you accepted?

S. Light: He threatened to hit me with the bass again if I declined.

Shadow: Ah.

S. Light: I’m scared.

Shadow: Aren’t we all. You know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?

S. Light: You stole my girlfriend last summer.

Shadow: Oh yeah! She was hot. I dumped her pretty quickly, too.

S. Light: She was the love of my life.

Shadow: Ha ha ha. Really? Man, that’s funny. I bet you...

Interview canceled due to Spot Light strangling Shadow

 

You Never Know These Days

Shadow: Hey, Shadowlites rule! I’m here with Barbie Boy mk II. How were you hired mk II?

BBmkII: Eep! Eep!

Shadow: Wait a second! You’re just a shaved circus monkey!

BBmkII: Eep!

Shadow: But why...?

Kain: I don’t have to pay him, he does more work than Barbie Boy, and he has twice his intelligence.

Shadow: I see, well goodbye then!

Kain: Sayonara!

BBmkII: Eep!

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