REPENT!
Written by: CheesyBoy
“REPENT, REPENT! REPENT, YOU SINNFUL MOTHERFUCKERS!” screamed a 50% less stable Cheesy boy.
“What are you doing now?” asked Spotlite.
“REPENT!”
“Right, I got that part.”
“So did you REPENT?”
>“No.” responded Spotlite.
“REPENT! REPENT!” screamed a still 50% less stable Cheesy boy.
“I mean yes. Out of curiosity, who am I repenting to?” questioned Spotlite.
“My lord, my savior, my master, my pedophile, my meth addict…”
<45 minutes later>
“… my porn star, my teddy bear...”
“I get it, does he have a name?”
“He is ancient and nameless.” says a pious Cheesy boy.
“He’s nameless?”
“Pull your head out of whatever orifice you chose to shove it in! His name is Gron.”
“Gron?”
“Yes, Gron, he’s the god of file sharing.”
“Gron, the god of file sharing?”
“My lord give-ith and my lord take-ith away! No, wait. He doesn’t really take away… umm… My lord copy-ith and my lord distribute-ith without the express written consent of the FCC and/or Metallica!”
“…”“REPENT!” screamed Cheesy boy as he stabbed and killed Spotlite.
“I brought you a human sacrifice my pedophile.” murmured cheesy boy as he kneeled before Gron… who apparently is his pedophile.
“Stop calling me that and why do you keep bringing me corpses? I asked you to go get me some pizza but no, you don’t hear that do you. All you hear is ‘Go kill some stupid ass person and bring them here for me to eat.’ For the last time, I don’t eat people! Go buy me some fucking pizza, PIZZA!”
“Can I have some free music.”
“Not until I get a god damn pizza.”