Blackout

Written by: Spaz

“Okay... wait, what??”

“Ummm, you know the thing that eats all of your leftover food?”

“Garbage disposal??”

“No, no. It’s small and hairy.”

“... Your dog?!?!”

“Yeah that’s the one!” proclaimed Barbie Boy with a snap of his fingers.

“You are a complete waist of my time.” Said Spotlite.

The two of them sat at the lunch table with there cardboard like pizza on there tray. The food was untouched on Spotlites tray; the pizza was collecting a pool of grease on one of the pepperonis. While there was nothing left on Barbie’s, he had even taken a bite of his own hand in the rush to satisfy his hunger.

“Hey guys what’s up?...Uhh Barbie your bleeding.” Said Spaz.

“No its pizza sauce...aww damn, it’s me.”

Spotlite looked down at his food and prodded at it with his fork. He quickly stood up and ran to the trash can and gagged up what ever was in his stomach to begin with.

“Hey Spaz, what’s your favorite color?” asked Barbie with a look of deep thought.

“...Green... why?”

Barbie Boy looked at Spaz for a moment and didn’t say a word. Then Spaz saw a drop of drool seep out of the corner of Barbie’s mouth.

“Yeah he does that a lot lately, I don’t know what the hell happened to him. Now every time he does this we have to wait,... for his brain to jumpstart again.” Explained Spotlite as he grabbed the tray of food and tossed it at Barbie.

Now covered in food and blood, Barbie’s eyes closed slowly and he went limp. Lite and Spaz got up and headed for the door. They were off, but to who knows where.

The two of them saw Cheesy in a hole in the ceiling. As Spaz saw the mass pounce at him, he rolled to the side and left a clean shot at Spotlite.

“Oh damn...”

The body landed upon Lite quickly knocking the wind out of him. The two of them wrestled on the dirt infested ground. Spotlite had no chance against the overpowering Cheesy, his hand holding down Lite with no effort.

“Mrff...GET OFF!” shouted out Spotlite.

“NEVER!”

As Cheesy sat upon Lite he raised a hand up in victory; a body impacted Cheesy in the right side of the ribs. It looked as Cheesy broke in half, but to Barbie’s surprise Cheesy grinned and held up the messy body of Barbie Boy.

“That was a good one, I didn’t know you had that in you, little goo ball.” The surprised Cheesy told Barbie Boy.

Spaz looked in amazement, how could Barbie recover from a ‘mini-coma’ so fast and have no after effect? Lite had the same look on his face as Spaz, it was truly a riddle.

“Barbie, what the hell! Go clean your self up, its gross!” said the upset Spotlite.

“Awww...okay. But I want to come back and do this again!” Barbie Boy announced to Lite.

The four of them headed for the locker room to give the grunge a bath. They were walking as a blur came across the top of Barbie’s head, with that site I piece of hair fell from his head.

“Hey ladies. What are you guys up to?” Questioned a grinning Kain.

“Hi, yeah were going to clean this mess...wait...where did he go?!” said a confused Spaz.

They all looked for the blob of mess, but some how it was no where to be found. But the eyes of Lite spotted a trail of goo leading out the door of the school. Spaz and Lite were the only ones who cared enough to actually track him down... so they did. (Tis crazy!)

“I think I see him, or where he went.” Said Spotlite.

They both laughed at were his trail lead. Directly into a dumpster.

“Hey stupid, what are you up to?” asked Spaz.

As the two looked into the stink pile, they saw Barbie Boy with a chicken.

“What the hell, what is that?!”

“It’s a chicken, DUH!” responded a greasy stinking Barbie.

“Yeah...we see that, but what are you doing with a chicken?” asked Spaz.

As they sat there, Barbie Boys eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell face down into a pizza covered in maggots. The site of this made Lite loose his cookies, again. Spaz winced at the site, but managed to grab the chicken in one hand and the base of Barbie’s neck, and they were off to school.

“Wha...What happened?!? Hey that looks good.” said Barbie Boy

“Yeah it is good, and oh yeah, you blacked out again and we brought you back to school. Why back to school, were not sure.” Said Spotlite

Spaz looked over to Barbie and handed him a plate of food. As quickly as he gave him the plate, the food was gone.

“Mmmm.... What was that?”

“Ummm, it was uhh your pet.” Said Spaz with a small evil grin.

“What, I had a pet?”

Lite looked at Spaz and back to Barbie Boy. Spaz reached over and grabbed Barbie by the neck and BITCH slapped him as hard as he could.

“Oh that pet!” shouted a retarded Barbie.

They all laughed at Barbie Boys stupidity and ate there chicken, then Kain came in and took off Barbie boys head.

THE END!