Bad Sign
Written by: CheesyBoy
“Hey, Left. Wake up, I need to talk to you. Wake up,” Cheesyboy quietly goaded.
“Hmmm? What?”
“I’m having a problem.”
“What only one? Congratulations.”
“It’s about Cheese Week. I’m running out of good ideas.” (This part is true)
“I could do the obvious joke that you never had any, but that would be annoying and only delay the time I’m forced to be awake before I can sleep again. So quickly, wrap it up.”
“I know I came up with the idea of Cheese Week, you know, because I hadn’t written anything in a long time. But it’s hard coming up with new story ideas every day.”
“Listen, I don’t know if you noticed this or not, but I’m you hand. Your right hand. That you named Left, because you are an idiot.”
“How many story idea’s can a person have?”
“H-A-N-D.”
“Maybe I should of come up with all the story idea’s before the week started...”
“You use me to pick up crap, you don’t confide in me because of a lousy day.”
“...or written all of it before hand.”
“I don’t have vocal cords. You are saying every word for me. Moving your lips because you don’t know ventriloquism. I-D-I-O-T.”
“I’m having a hard time with the Pilgrimage too. When I start writing, I usually don’t’ decide on an ending till I get there. You know go with the flow, but the pilgrimage has an overriding plot. Suppose to at least.”
“Look no eyes douche!”
“Your not being very supportive.”
“No YOUR not being very supportive because I’m YOU! Get it? No, because you’re a moron. And you’re a moron because your brain, designed for one, keeps seventeen different people thinking on a conscious level.”
“We formed comities.”
“Do you have any idea how brilliant you would be if you put all, ALL your intellect to one person? No, because you are a douche!”
“I’m going back to sleep captain meany pants!”
“Damnit I hate him.”
“Wha, what? Ohh, hey Left.”
“Hi Right, sorry did I wake you?”
“What, was he talking to you again, like your real?”
“Were his hands, he need to stop talking with us.”
“Hey, what you gonna do. Wanna go to Barry’s and drink some Brew Dogs?”
“No man, I’m gonna get some sleep.”
“Bad day at the office?”
“You know it.”