Title: Crash Dummies
Developer: ?
Publisher: ?
System: Game Boy
Released: A long time ago

Review by: Shadow

Hmm...Crash Dummies...from the commercials...great.

First Glance

This could be an interesting game. The second level was pretty cool. The characters in the commercials are kind of funny. Let’s give it a good honest try.

Graphics

Considering it’s on Game Boy the graphics aren’t that bad. They could be better but they aren’t that bad. I feel that making this a category for the old skool Game Boy games is unfair. With Kain’s permission, I have taken this category out of the review.

Kain: From here on, because of the original Game Boy’s age and power, the graphics section will not be included in those reviews. Thank you.

Rating: N/A
Sound

The sound in the game is very well executed...if it were Pinball. The sound is the same every time. Jingles are every where. Not good jingles, annoying jingles. To that, I say, “Jingle this!”

Rating: 2/10
Gameplay

The second level is actually very entertaining...but after that, the game is horrible. I’m talkin’ like Fanastic-Four-for-PSX horrible. The game has no point, which just makes it worse. My god, what is the idea sending a game like this to the masses. This game is even worse than what Kain says Azurik is like. Well, at least this game has a great first level.

Rating: 2/10
Controls

Very basic and doesn’t necessarily do what is told. Some of the bigger and more evasive moves are very difficult to perform because of the sluggish controls.

Rating: 1/10
Overview/Recap

Ok, at least the second level is good.

The Good, The Bad, The Confusing
  • + The second level
  • - Everything else
  • ? Why Crash Dummies?
  • Let Me Repeat that One More Time

    Graphics: N/A
    It isn’t fair to grade the graphics of games like these.

    Sound: 2/10
    Boring jingles all day driving me mad!!!

    Gameplay: 2/10
    After the second level, it’s all down hill.

    Control: 1/10
    Stubborn and sluggish

    Overall (not an average): 1.5/10
    This game would have been pretty good on the Snes and with the levels redone...maybe