An IM "Away" Message
--Where Are My F'n Pants?!--Written by: Cheesy Boy
"Actually I am here... MY PANTS, WERE ARE MY PANTS?"
"Over there he took them." Cries Garet the Computer
"NOOOOO, I need those."
Runs after mystery person into the sun set.
"And off he goes on another pantless adventure with out me, JUST BECAUSE I'M A COMPUTER DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!!"
"COME BACK, it's geting really cold, and I forgot to put on underwear this morning!"