An IM "Away" Message

--Where Are My F'n Pants?!--

Written by: Cheesy Boy

     "Actually I am here... MY PANTS, WERE ARE MY PANTS?"

     "Over there he took them." Cries Garet the Computer

     "NOOOOO, I need those."

Runs after mystery person into the sun set.

     "And off he goes on another pantless adventure with out me, JUST BECAUSE I'M A COMPUTER DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!!"


     "COME BACK, it's geting really cold, and I forgot to put on underwear this morning!"