An IM "Away" Message
--Biblical Porportions--Written by: Cheesy Boy
"I have work of biblical proportions due so, excuse me."
"I have always liked the world biblical, it's a profound word."
"Wait, you confuse me, are you a voice in my head or not?"
"Burn the people"
"I said that I'm real."
"Are you trying to trick me into killing again?"
"No, that was voice #00652, and I'm real. Kill all of them!"
"You are trying to make me kill a biblical amount of people aren't you!?"
"Cheesyboy, this is God. I won't let you say biblical again, you have said it 653 time today."
"That's a biblical amount of times."
"That's it, you're getting a God brand of smitting fucker."
"You mean a biblical amount of smi..."
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH, MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!"
CheesyBoy is busy being a mound of smouldering ashes right now, try again later.