An IM "Away" Message

--MORBID AWAY MESSAGE--

Written by: BioSoldier

"AWAY! AWAY I SAY!"

Found in the shadowy depths of a rundown condominium, BioSoldier talks to himself still inevidably undecided who he will SNAP on next! The jaded blade in which he holds in his hand, basked in the blood of many who provocked him...

"FUCK YOU! I AM GOING TO MAKE THESE CYANIDE PILLS MYSELF!!!"

Someone enters the room

"Who are you talking to I heard you talking."

"YOU HEARD ME! VILE EX-LAX DEVOURER, HOW DARE YOU EAVESDROP ON MY CONVERSATION! for this you shall die a horrible death...first your chest will be prodruded by this knife here, then I shall rip out your intestines through the small hole in your torso. then i will bandage your wound so as to keep you alive through the painful process. THEN I WILL WRAP YOUR INTESTINES AROUND YOUR NECK WITH DEVINE RAPTURE AND HANG YOU FROM A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Evil smirk on face, then he licks the blade of the knife..,

STAB, SLICE, GOUGE!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrgggggg...