The Cheese Interviews

--Yet Another Voice--


Written by: CheesyBoy



Cheese: Hello, and welcome to another Cheese Interview. Today we have, umm, him.

Voice: Hi!

Cheese: Hi, well it is my understanding you like being a voice in my head, unlike those other ungrateful jerks.

Voice: That is cor...

Cheese: I mean I gave them life. They should worship me. I should be there GOD! Hell, I am GOD! WORSHIP ME!!

Voice: No.

Cheese: Fair enough, now you were saying?

Voice: Yes, I have learned how to change my shape while in the confides of you mind.

Cheese: Really?

Voice: Yes, watch.

Cheese watches as Voice changes into a monkey!

Cheese: Interesting.

Voice: Can I be an armadillo?

Cheese: No.

Voice: Then I will be a howler monkey!

Cheese: What?

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Stop

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Seriously, stop.

Voice: But Iím a howler monkey! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: YOU'RE A SNAIL!

Voice turns into a snail.

Cheese: Better.

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Your not a howler monkey!

Voice: Iím a howler snail! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: They donít exist!

Voice: So why am I yelling?

Cheese: Because you are stupid.

Voice: Can I be an armadillo?

Cheese: N..

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Seriously, stop.

Voice: Yes, only if you promise never to scream, or become a howler armadillo.

Cheese: Yes, only if you promise never to scream, or become a howler armadillo.

Voice: Promise.

Voice changes into an armadillo.

Voice: What sounds do armadillos make?

Cheese: They donít, they stay perfectly silent, forever.

Voice: Hmmm... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Damnit, you promised!

Voice: But Iím a screaming armadillo. Notice the Rís they make me a screaming armadillo.

Cheese is gone


To be Continued...

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