The Cheese Interviews
--Yet Another Voice--
Written by: CheesyBoy
Cheese: Hello, and welcome to another Cheese Interview. Today we have, umm, him.
Voice: Hi!
Cheese: Hi, well it is my understanding you like being a voice in my head, unlike those other ungrateful jerks.
Voice: That is cor...
Cheese: I mean I gave them life. They should worship me. I should be there GOD! Hell, I am GOD! WORSHIP ME!!
Voice: No.
Cheese: Fair enough, now you were saying?
Voice: Yes, I have learned how to change my shape while in the confides of you mind.
Cheese: Really?
Voice: Yes, watch.
Cheese: Interesting.
Voice: Can I be an armadillo?
Cheese: No.
Voice: Then I will be a howler monkey!
Cheese: What?
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: Stop
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: Seriously, stop.
Voice: But I’m a howler monkey! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: YOU'RE A SNAIL!
Cheese: Better.
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: Your not a howler monkey!
Voice: I’m a howler snail! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: They don’t exist!
Voice: So why am I yelling?
Cheese: Because you are stupid.
Voice: Can I be an armadillo?
Cheese: N..
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: Seriously, stop.
Voice: Yes, only if you promise never to scream, or become a howler armadillo.
Cheese: Yes, only if you promise never to scream, or become a howler armadillo.
Voice: Promise.
Voice: What sounds do armadillos make?
Cheese: They don’t, they stay perfectly silent, forever.
Voice: Hmmm... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cheese: Damnit, you promised!
Voice: But I’m a screaming armadillo. Notice the R’s they make me a screaming armadillo.