The Cheese Interviews
--Voice 137-8C: Optimism--
Written by: CheesyBoy
Cheese: I would like to start by thanking you for coming.
Voice #137-8C: No problem at all. I always like to get out.
Cheese: Great, so you seem really perky, is something really good happening?
Voice #137-8C: No, silly. Iím always happy. But you look sad; does someone need a hug?
Cheese: ...no, someone really, really doesnít.
Voice #137-8C: Sorry, does Cheesy Boy need a hug, cause your more than someone, you're someone special.
Cheese: I WILL break off the hand that touches me.
Voice #137-8C: Silly, Iím trying to show you how great and special and unique you are, I mean, just because your stupid and ugly doesnít mean you future isnít bright!
Cheese: Your not very good at this motivational speaking thing.
Voice #137-8C: Well, I try. And I think I deserve a hug for that.
Cheese: Get the hell away from me.
Voice #137-8C: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Voice #137-8C: You said a bad word. It burns my ears when you say bad words.
Cheese: Are you sure your optimism? You seem a little off to be...
Voice #137-8C: I CAN be any thing I want DAMNIT! IíM VERY FREAKING SPECIAL! AND NOT YOU, NOT ANYONE WILL TELL ME DIFFERENT! I AM OPTIMISM!!!!
Cheese: ... sure, but you just said some ďbad wordsĒ, shouldnít your ears be... you know... on fire?
Voice #137-8C: I am above that rule, I am above all rules. I am unique like that; special.
Voice #137-8C: SHUT UP! Iím sick of it. Every one telling me you canít do this you canít do that. Donít they get it? Iím special. Iím better then them. Those pieces of shit just donít GET IT! Why? Why donít you ignorant pieces of shit get it, Cheese?
Cheese: What? Sorry I wasnít listening. But look, if you shake this little globe thingy it looks like it snows in there. But I figured out that itís not actually snow. But it really looks like Chicago when itís snowing. I mean, what kind of genius does it take to come up with this. Itís so simple yet... Were did he go?